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Card Enchantments Implemented

You can now enchant your equipment with the new playing cards many of you have been collecting (whether intentionally or not!).

Keep in mind these are type bound. Eg. only armor enchantments will work with armor, and cards with LESP enchantments can still only be applied to accessories.

Later we will have a new item called Enchanted Card Sleeves available that will guarantee the success rate, but it may be awhile before I make them available. View the card sleeves here.

You can apply card enchantments from an equip's status menu or by clicking the new button in your equipment page.

Edit:
The Player Growth Attribute Enchanter will improve your odds of success.

Also, every existing card should be associated with an enchantment now.

Edit 2:
Item status and search pages were updated to display Card Enchantments.

Posted by Ignis on November 10th, 2025 at 12:14 PM

Unicorn Poop

Someone left the game because of "offensive humor". In their honor I changed Naming Tickets into Unicorn Poop.

Link to their profile.

You will now have to cover your puppets in Unicorn Shit to change their color. But hey, at least it's not the bullshit life is throwing at you right now!

Check out the Unicorn Poop.

Change colors page may look wonky without a CTRL+f5. But I'd recommend you just ignore it until your browser refreshes normally.

Posted by Ignis on November 10th, 2025 at 5:29 AM

Cards from Production

You can now receive a creature's cards when they produce items. Note that it will be just 1 even if the creature was Superb.

Posted by Ignis on November 9th, 2025 at 2:36 PM

Taking Sprite Commissions

I am currently taking character commissions due to the recession. Here's my price table for anyone interested:

4 Sprites - 200 USD (Unmarketable idea, 300 USD)
5 Sprites - 250 USD (Unmarketable idea, 375 USD)
12 Sprites - 600 USD (Unmarketable idea, 900 USD)

I reserve the right to sell any characters I create, and we can work with each other to make sure your character stays within marketable guidelines and gets the discount.

Posted by Ignis on November 9th, 2025 at 5:10 AM

LESP: Game Controller Update

The Game Controller that acts as a LESP Equip for the Gamer Succubus now has False Claw attached as a bonus skill.

If you can't contribute fiscally to the game and acquire the skill (It's OK, we still love you), consider this an alternative method to access her full Pocket Nightmare catching potential, or just a way to access the skill for any other critter that can equip it.

Edit:
I have went ahead and made sure the specific LESP Equip Purchasing has this available after a small update:

Buy Game Controller for Gold tokens

Posted by Ignis on November 2nd, 2025 at 5:45 AM