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Superb Grrreat Tigress

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Determined to prove she’s truly “Grrreat!”, Toni the Tigress marches out from the sugar-choked cereal factories of Onyx City with a single, noble mission: to demonstrate the wholesome, crunchy appeal of the Frosted Flakies she proudly peddles. Her destination is Carcass—a town squatting in and around a massive rotting corpse, where cannibalism is less a taboo and more a civic tradition.

While critics are quick to point out that Frosted Flakies are high in sugar, low in nutritional value, and deeply entangled with Niflheim’s exploitative sweetener industry, Toni maintains that even aggressively sweet breakfast cereal is still a marked improvement over eating your neighbors. In her mind, this makes her very much the lesser of two evils—and therefore the responsible choice.

With boundless enthusiasm and corporate-trained optimism, Toni offers every resident all the cereal she can carry. Unfortunately, her goodwill campaign is catastrophically derailed when Arnie, a baby dragon with no concept of portion control, devours nearly her entire supply while her back is turned.

Now left without enough snacks to win hearts the traditional way, Toni pivots to a more… hands-on marketing strategy. If Carcass won’t eat cereal willingly, she’ll make sure they eat it anyway—force-feeding fistfuls of sugary crunch straight down the gullets of the town’s most offensive monsters, one enthusiastic shove at a time.

After all, nothing says “part of a balanced breakfast” like compliance.